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Blazers Prospectus

With the NBA season fast approaching it’s time to assess the Blazers’ prospects.  This is a highly objective (and by that I mean viewed through red-tinted sunglasses with my Greg Oden bobblehead inches away) analysis of each player on the team and what they will bring, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly style.

Brandon Roy

Brandon Roy

The Good:  One of the best players in the league, leader of this team for the next decade.

The Bad:  Paul Allen’s billions have yet to figure out a way to clone him.  I’ve already decided to name my first child Roy and my second Brandon (in that order so no one thinks I’m too weird)

The Ugly:  I’ll name my first two kids Roy and Brandon regardless of their gender.

LaMarcus Aldridge

LaMarcus Aldridge

The Good:  Rasheed Wallace without the sociopathic tendencies.  Also has a variety of cool nicknames (L-Train, LMA, Llama).

The Bad:  Still hasn’t signed an extension.  Could this become a problem going forward?

The Ugly:  How he runs.  Bambi looks like Usain Bolt in comparison.

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